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In which I complain about fanfics
I have a pretty awesome mom, I love and adore her. She is everything I want to be. But sometimes, she's downright batshit crazy. In a good and scary way of course. She's so patient with me, she lets me show her my favorite shows (she hates TV, and in general not a big fan of TV shows) and watches what she likes (TVD - which she hates now and refuses to watch, but that's beside the point, Arrow, L & O: SVU, OUaT).
And I tell her about all the shipping things, explaining tumblr and the likes (she's not the computer or Internet person), so basically if I read a bad fanfic, I complain to my mom ("ME: LISTEN TO THIS, IS THIS HOW MR. GOLD TALK? I DON'T THINK SO, HE'S TOTALLY OOC! Mom *with slightly terrified eyes, but amused* Yes, he is OOC.") So she's pretty amazing. I did make a mistake though, she generally doesn't remember my celebrity crushes, but I talk so much about Tom Hiddleston and I watch Avengers day and night, that his name stuck in her memory, and well... she knows I hate Thorki. So what did she do? That's right. She's written a Thor/Loki NC-17 fic (pretty detailed...) named "Thor and Loki in the sauna." Well, you know if you read anal and oral sex written by your own mother FOR A GODDAMN ship you hate, it's rather squicky...
AND THEN SHE HAD THE BALLS TO TELL ME I ASKED FOR IT. :DDD THAT WOMAN!
Mom: You told me to write a fanfic.
Me: No, mom. I said "Don't you dare to write a fanfic."
Mom:
Mom:
Mom: Oh, right.
Me:
Mom: But you wanted to read some smut.
Me: No, Mom, I definitely didn't. Not when you're the one writing it.
Mom:
Mom: Right. Why did I write a fanfic?
Me: To mentally scar me forever.
And now she practically threatened me she'd write a Klaus/Elena fic, because I'm moping due to the lack of Klena scenes.
I wonder why mom likes Arrow. I do wonder...
And I tell her about all the shipping things, explaining tumblr and the likes (she's not the computer or Internet person), so basically if I read a bad fanfic, I complain to my mom ("ME: LISTEN TO THIS, IS THIS HOW MR. GOLD TALK? I DON'T THINK SO, HE'S TOTALLY OOC! Mom *with slightly terrified eyes, but amused* Yes, he is OOC.") So she's pretty amazing. I did make a mistake though, she generally doesn't remember my celebrity crushes, but I talk so much about Tom Hiddleston and I watch Avengers day and night, that his name stuck in her memory, and well... she knows I hate Thorki. So what did she do? That's right. She's written a Thor/Loki NC-17 fic (pretty detailed...) named "Thor and Loki in the sauna." Well, you know if you read anal and oral sex written by your own mother FOR A GODDAMN ship you hate, it's rather squicky...
AND THEN SHE HAD THE BALLS TO TELL ME I ASKED FOR IT. :DDD THAT WOMAN!
Mom: You told me to write a fanfic.
Me: No, mom. I said "Don't you dare to write a fanfic."
Mom:
Mom:
Mom: Oh, right.
Me:
Mom: But you wanted to read some smut.
Me: No, Mom, I definitely didn't. Not when you're the one writing it.
Mom:
Mom: Right. Why did I write a fanfic?
Me: To mentally scar me forever.
So the solution is:
And now she practically threatened me she'd write a Klaus/Elena fic, because I'm moping due to the lack of Klena scenes.