life is made up of danger and heartbreak

You can argue it could be worse, but at first sight this is frightening. :D

Domesticity: 1
Getting Away From it All: 3
Psychological: 2
Now you're Just Being Silly (Crackfic): 3
Plot Devices: 1
Physical: 3
Alternate Universes: 1
Wibbly-wobbly Timey-wimey: 1
Romance: 1
The Classics: 2
Canon-related: 2
Magic & Fantasy: 2
Rituals, Customs & Rites of Passage: 1
Chemicals: 1

My problem is the CRACKFICS! But I'll tackle this challenge nonetheless.

Red marking = I don't think I can write it.

Kidfic	Vacations & Holidays	Mirror, mirror: Doppelgangers, clones and evil doubles	Elves	To the highest bidder: Auctions and Slavefic
Miles from anywhere: Geographical Isolation	Inanimate objects AU	Exhaustion	Bad sex	Road trip
Harlequin AU	Heat	Wild Card	Phobias	When I'm 64: Futurefic
If only you'd notice me: Yearning and obliviousness	Telepathy	Backstory	Hypothermia	Magical Creatures
Character Study	Soulbonding	Vampires/supernatual AU	There's a first time for everything: First times	Aphrodisiacs